The enforcer

Governor Pawlenty wants to crack down on wayward sex offenders. By paying police officers overtime, and giving their details to the public, Pawlenty wants to find those sex offenders who have failed to register with law enforcement as they are required to do.

This is all sufficiently badass, but how about another incentive that harkens back to the motivational techniques that principals use to encourage their students to read? If all 1,386 offenders behave and register like they are supposed to, the governor will shave off his mullet.