Minnesota Family Council: "We hate skin!"

Take a look at this picture of Senator Norm Coleman's wife. Does it make you feel a bit funny in your special place? Does it pander to your prurient interests? Or is it just another f$*!&@ picture of a woman in a dress sitting down.

If you are Tom Prichard, head of the Minnesota Family Council, the answer sure isn't the last one. Upon seeing the picture, this is what he said: "It's disappointing. It sends the wrong message to young girls. She's in a position of influence, being married to a public figure. Whether one likes it or not, there's a degree of responsibility that goes with it." I'm unsure what responsibility she has. To not be seen? To show absolutely no skin at all? To wrap herself up in drapery? The only person who knows for sure is Tom Prichard, and I'm not even sure that God wants to explore his sordid mind.

I've seen Prichard around the capitol. He often seems nervous, like he is afraid of revealing something. I'm not going to speculate on what that may be, but anybody who is that puritanical about life has, shall we say, issues.