Mark Kennedy: lacking a sense of irony

Wow. I read the "Best Of" edition of City Pages today and noticed the award for meth. Call me crazy, but I didn't immediately get the urge to do some crank. I actually understood that it was a joke. Ha ha, funny, you know?

But Mark Kennedy didn't, and is demanding a retraction. Seriously. For God's sake, keep this man away from The Onion. He might get some strange ideas.