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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Katherine Kersten's Korner

Oh, man. Wow. In today's kolumn, Kersten tells us just how square she is. As if there was ever any doubt.

Wingnuttia Level: N/A (It's just too funny)

So the jist of the kolumn is about Keith Richards being in the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, and how the freedom that Richards, Johnny Depp, and the rest of the Rolling Stones represent has no place in society.

Seriously, just read it. Please tell me if you think that when Kersten sees her new baby's face after staring at Richards and inflatable dolls, she was partaking in what is typically passed around at Stones concerts. Just the thought is funny.

The moral of the story: don't expect any of Kersten's parties to be memorable, I guess.

At least this kolumn is a break from the crazy political ones she has written of late.

5 Comments:

At 7:15 AM, July 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, don't blame Kersten's delusions on the noble weed, or even good ol' LSD. Kersten is wasted alright, but not on drugs.

 
At 9:01 AM, July 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you imagine her at a Rolling Stones concert? With her 1950's hair and lacy, high-neck blouse? If that is not the ultimate juxtoposition, I don't know what is.

 
At 4:11 PM, July 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I like some of the Stones' stuff, but I'm a bit square about drug use, and the thought of Keith Richards being within arm's length of me - well, EUUWWWW - GROSS (shudder)! He's a male skank. He knows it, and he enjoys the part, and my saying it won't hurt him in the least.

Having said that, I'll concede his right to be whatever he wants to be, as long as he stays the hell away from my nieces. And nephews. And grandnieces and nephews.

Kersten needs to unclench. What's that saying? "Free your mind and your a$$ will follow"? Or is it the other way around? But she's so tightly wound, if someone gave her belt a good pull, she'd spin for days.

'Course, that might be an enlightening experience for her....

Ms. Anon

 
At 3:10 PM, July 07, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that's how Kersten reacted to Keith Richards, what does she see when she looks at "Rock Star" Gil Gutknecht?

(Shudder).

 
At 7:03 PM, July 07, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was at the same Stones show Kersten attended. It was like attending a Vegas-style greatest hits review.

For a long time this band has been a parody of what they once were. They haven't put out a decent album since 1978. And they haven't put out a truly great album since 1972.

For you people to defend this nostalgia act that is merely cashing in on their reputation is laughable.

 

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