Katherine Kersten's Korner

Today's kolumn is a big, sloppy kiss to Michelle Bachmann. Since Kersten is a woman, I think Bachmann would have a big problem with that.

Wingnuttia Level: Hot woman-on-woman action...

I don't think Bachmann would like anybody to give her big, sloppy kisses except for Jesus. Seriously, when I saw her at her victory party on Tuesday night, I fully expected her to say at some point, "And I'd like to give a big shout-out to Jesus. We finally made it, baby!" Or to maybe vacuum in her high heels again.

Getting back to the kolumn...well, there's nothing there. Really. I do like the fact that Bachmann once again plays the victim and pretends that the media and other people are out to get her because of her Christianity. You know what, Michelle? I'm out to get you not because you're a Christian, but because you are a bigot. Those two things don't have to go together, no matter what you learned in your twisted Sunday School along with lessons about how the Antichrist wears a funny hat and drives around in a golf cart.

Fortunately, since so few Republicans won on Tuesday, Kersten won't be able to embarrass herself with many other winners. Although she will probably blow a few more gaskets over Keith Ellison's victory. Can't wait for that.