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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Mark Kennedy's next ad

Fade in from black to black-and-white images of crime: Watts riots, fires, non-white people doing bad things. Scary music in the background...

Alleged Prosecutor Amy Klobuchar would like you to believe that she fights crime. So then why has crime gone up in Hennepin County? It's simple: she refuses to take responsibility.

Cut to: image of Amy Klobuchar playing with puppies or some similar innocuous image.

You see, Amy Klobuchar refuses to take to the streets of Hennepin County and take the law into her own hands. She doesn't have a concealed carry permit. She probably doesn't even own a gun. Has she ever chased down a criminal while on the job?

Cut to: image of Mark Kennedy in a cowboy hat with a revolver.

Mark Kennedy takes crime seriously. That's why he personally patrols the streets of Minneapolis with a six-shooter in hand. In fact, he kills an average of three drug dealers and al-Qaeda terrorists a day. Has Amy Klobuchar ever killed anyone?

Cut to: smiling image of Mark Kennedy in front of locked-up criminals.

Mark Kennedy will fight crime. Amy Klobuchar won't. The choice is clear.

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